The guy sitting next to me in class...

"Nibby" (nibby68) 10/08/2014 at 16:03 • Filed to: None

8

31

Is looking at topless selfies on his phone... of himself.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:06

2

That boy needs therapy.

GhostZ > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:06

4

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS VIDEO.

JGrabowMSt > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:07

0

hahaha, offer to show him one of yours, try to have the camera going in video mode to get the reaction...

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:07

0

Tell him the ones of J-Law are so much better. And immensely less creepy.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:08

1

It means you go to the same class as Narcissus, that's what.

$kaycog > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:09

3

He's probably deciding which pic to send to some chick.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PanchoVilleneuve ST 10/08/2014 at 16:09

0

He was in another world - a world of cowboys and midgets.

PatBateman > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:10

1

Lean in, smile wickedly, and whisper, "Can you text me a couple of those?"

This will make him put away his phone. Probably. There is a small chance of unintended consequences.

ly2v8-Brian > $kaycog 10/08/2014 at 16:10

1

that's the pseudo-nice but still at the same time kind of creepy way to put it.

Nibby > $kaycog 10/08/2014 at 16:11

0

Maybe. Or just looking at himself.

Nibby > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/08/2014 at 16:11

0

ye

macanamera > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:11

2

TIL I sit next to Nibby in class

Nibby > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 10/08/2014 at 16:11

0

I should've

GhostZ > PatBateman 10/08/2014 at 16:11

1

Just keep the ABORT button close.

Nibby > JGrabowMSt 10/08/2014 at 16:11

0

( °  °)

CAR_IS_MI > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:13

1

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:13

0

Looks like Tyler Breeze is in your classroom.

Nibby > macanamera 10/08/2014 at 16:14

0

Are you Chinese?

Nibby > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/08/2014 at 16:14

1

He looks like Clay Matthews

macanamera > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:15

1

I'm not saying it's not not impossible that I couldnt not be Chinese.

Tohru > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:15

0

Start looking at them over his shoulder while rubbing your nipples.

He'll never do it again.

Bad Idea Hat > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:18

0

He's a nut

He's crazy in the coconut.

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 10/08/2014 at 16:18

0

I am saying it's not possible. You drive a Unimog don't you?

Nibby > macanamera 10/08/2014 at 16:19

0

I know it's not you for I know he's not browsing oppositelock

macanamera > thebigbossyboss 10/08/2014 at 16:23

1

No lol that was my buddy's 5-ton that I drove/reviewed/ occasionally hoon.

$kaycog > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:26

0

That's true.

macanamera > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:31

1

It's me. Watch, yell HEY MAC WHATS UP and he/I will look right at you

ACESandEIGHTS > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:49

0

I was sitting behind some bone collector once who had as his laptop wallpaper nothing but pictures of women's heads (presumably attached) laying on pillows, staring longingly at this creepy-ass stalker motherfucker. Like 16 of them arranged in a collage, none knowing that this Ted Bundy-style, feet-in-the-freezer-having clown was photographing them only to add to his menagerie of "who will I spy on, who will I kidnap today?" nominees. He was the same, baby-soft handed, soft-spoken, Silence-of-the-Lambs-It-Puts-the-Lotion-on-Its-Skin pusillanimous and twisted piece of shit you hope you'll never run into.

You know what they say, though. It takes a village.

Apparently a village of Rosie Larsen and Laura Palmer-abducting filthbags, judging by this small-animal-harming chloroform expert.

Nibby > ACESandEIGHTS 10/08/2014 at 16:52

1

That's... extremely disturbing.

ACESandEIGHTS > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 16:55

0

That is properly captioned, haha, I've never seen that particular Jackie Chan variant.

Frank Grimes > Nibby 10/08/2014 at 17:18

0

be like "man bro who is that?" in a breathy pleased tone as you eyes roll back in their sockets. myabe this is the extreme shaming reaction but I dont do moderation sometimes.